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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2996 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 355 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
