New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unnecessarily complicated and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever seen! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.

2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!

3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.

4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 503 Fallen Blocks

    503 Fallen Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lucky Block City

    Lucky Block City

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

    ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP

    Janitor’s Closet SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

    Server Name The Janitor’s Closet SMP
    Server Type WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
    Version 1.21
    Features Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

    Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
    Are there special player-made events on the server? Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
    What plugins are available on the server? Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
    Is there a community Discord for the server? Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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