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Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	6798	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	4388

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ores Mined:	7313	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7003	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	9658	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Emeralds Found:	4203
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	663714	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2967

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	3683

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

Players:	104/800	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5