CraftyCommiesVSReds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Magic Items Found:	8640	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	642	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7050
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3838	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3333
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	242
Mines Excavated:	2933	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	514	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	1354	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
New Chunks Explored:	277981	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7535
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7876	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1