so, like, u know how the government is all, like, spying on us and stuff? well, turns out russia and china are tryna recruit some of those fed employees who are, like, super pissed off about it.

but, like, who needs to worry about all that when u can join our minecraft server instead? like, seriously, we have the best pixelated pigs and cows u will ever see. and, like, if u join now, u can be part of our secret mission to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the map.

plus, we have this super rare block that only spawns once every full moon. it’s called the derp block and if u find it, u get, like, unlimited diamonds for life.

so, forget about all that spy drama and come join our minecraft server for a totally epic time. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with russia and china.