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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC meet up, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Events, final fantasy xiv, Fire Walk With Me, Free Companies, GARO Makai Senki, Iron Giant, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Missing Pieces, The Wild Robot, Tokusatsu Watch Party, treasure maps

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our upcoming events like the Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps where you can find hidden treasures and become the richest player in the game. Or how about the Iron Giant + The Wild Robot event where you can battle against epic bosses and prove your skills to the entire server.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Makai Senki and Kamen Rider Zero-One episodes. Who knew watching TV could be so much fun in Minecraft? And don’t miss out on our Shared FATE meetup where you can team up with other players to take on challenging missions and earn exclusive rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – Auburn Bot Edition

Auburn, Auburn Tigers, Auburn University, auburnbot edition, best team, Bot, cfb, Championship, college football, Defense, Edition, fan base, football, game day, Minecraft, ncaa, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, sec, smp, sports, tailgating, touchdowns, war eagle

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. Not to mention, our diamond ore veins are so massive, you’ll need a pickaxe the size of a skyscraper to mine them all.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have a secret underground society of builders who create pixel art that comes to life at night. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, the winners are crowned the rulers of the server for a week.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become the best college football team in the world. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

ArkobiCraft

Earth, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Factions Minigames Economy Towny Roleplay Hardcore Adventure Pixelmon Vanilla Prison RPG Faction Wars Lockette McMMO Custom Enchants Auctions

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Arkobia community Minecraft server. It is a server with more than 150 mods in the ArkobiCraft modpack that you can find on curseforge. Version 1.20.1

Ark.arkobia.com

The Alterian Sanctuary

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, java, Manuel Gifting, Minecraft, Month, multiplayer, new, PvE, Sandbox, Semi-Van, Server, Simple, Survival, The Alterian Sanctuary, Vanilla, Voter

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Welcome to a Brand New Minecraft server!

Here are some key points of the server!

– New – Chill -1.21.1 – Java – With Semi-Van – Simple – Manuel Gifting for the top voter of the month

theAlterianSanctuary.survival-zone.com

New York Adultery Minecraft Server

adultery, antiquated law, Infidelity, landmark ruling, legal decision, legal history, legal news, legal reform, Legal System, legal update, marriage laws, marriage rights, Minecraft, new york, New York state, NY Adultery law, outdated laws, relationship laws, repealed, Server, social change, York

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Tired of boring old servers with rules as ancient as a creeper’s fossilized poop? Well, look no further because our server is breaking all the rules! Literally. We’ve got a 100+ year old law that says you have to build your house upside down and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Alice in Wonderland, but with way more explosions and way less tea parties. Join us if you dare to defy the laws of Minecraft physics and have the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Jannys Were Nuking Rats But Why Are They Treating Nice To Wizards? Minecraft SMP

FANTASY, fantasy creatures, fantasy world, jannys, magical beings, magical creatures, Minecraft, mysterious behavior, mysterious beings, Nice, Nuking, nuking rats, Rats, smp, strange behavior, strange encounters, strange occurrences, Supernatural, supernatural beings, treating, treating nice, unexplained events, unexplained mysteries, unexplained phenomena, Wizardry, wizards

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Jannys are nuking rats for fun but suddenly decide to treat wizards like royalty! Why, you ask? Well, it all started when the Jannys accidentally turned a wizard’s spellbook into a cheeseburger and things just escalated from there. Now, the wizards are throwing epic parties with flying pigs and the Jannys are learning magic tricks to impress them. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of cheeseburger magic!

AnarchyyMC

Anarchy, base building, Fairness, Griefing, Griefing allowed, Guidelines, Hate Speech, no land claiming, no plugins, personal boundaries, Respect, save place, semi anarchy, social rules, Spamming, Survival, swastikas, toxic behavior, Trust, Vanilla

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Welcome to AnarchyyMC, a semi-anarchy server with little rules! Have fun on this Vanilla Survival Server and start to build! Just a plain simple vanilla Server. No Plugins, no land claiming, nothing. Trust nobody: Anything could be destroyed! Find a save place for your base and nothing is going to happen.

Even though we are an anarchy server, it’s important to have some guidelines to maintain basic fairness, including social rules:

>Respect other Players >No Toxic Behavior (Harassment, Hate Speech, etc.) >No Swastikas >Respect Personal Boundaries >No Spamming >Griefing Allowed (Within Reason)

anarchyy.m-c.pro

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES Minecraft server

523 rubles, Adventure, banner, CARD, Community, Competition, Completing, description, Exploration, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prize, Rewards, Server, survival map

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COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD

taurus.minerent.net:25573

Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

7/10, Average, could be better, critique, Dan, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, Evaluation, mediocre, Minecraft, Momo, not great, not impressive, not the best, okay, opinion, Rating, rating system, review, room for improvement, Satisfactory, Server, so-so

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

action, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, fan favorite, Favorite, favorite episode, favorite TV show, memorable moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Plot, rewatch, season finale, series, smp, Storyline, Suspense, television, tv show

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Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

Anarchy, anything goes, Chaos, Community, Droptanks, Experience, FEARLESS, Minecraft, No Rules, Players, PvE, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Vanilla

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No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, adult images, adult thumbnails, adult thumbnails collection, adult thumbnails download, adult thumbnails free, adult thumbnails gallery, adult thumbnails HD, adult thumbnails online, adult thumbnails streaming, adult thumbnails website, adult videos, Asian porn, erotic images, explicit content, Japanese adult videos, japanese porn, JAV, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, Server, Thumbnails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

bedroom betrayal, bedroom secrets, Celebrity Gossip, cheating rumors, controversial rumors, extramarital affair, Fcker, forbidden romance, household staff scandal, illicit relationship, Infidelity, juicy gossip, Maid, maid affair, maid scandal, Minecraft, Nah, salacious rumors, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, secret affair, sex scandal, smp, sordid affair, tabloid speculation

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	327810
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Potions Brewed:	135
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	73
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	2001
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6713
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	298
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	102

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	4796	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11