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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	857271	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchantments Applied:	281
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4844	Divine Spears Created:	15

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1662

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Votes:	1105
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crops Grown:	9468	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Void Armor Forged:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	160

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6636	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5775	Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	New Chunks Explored:	272797
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2299
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Votes:	4223

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	605800	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3