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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3163 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!