CraftyCollegeGrad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	3226	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8205	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Farms Harvested:	795	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7636	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	980	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Unicorn Sightings:	0

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	2513	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	290
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	852
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0