Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.

We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

    So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyHabit2021

    CraftyHabit2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 85 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

    SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed
    haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Quantum Time Warp Server

    Quantum Time Warp Server
    so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

    join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

    plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5250
    Magic Items Found: 1066 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brightworks

    Brightworks

    OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

    Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

    Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

    Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

    We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

    Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

    Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

    BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:
    1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
    2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber
    3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What are the allowed mods/clients on the server? Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
    Is joining the discord required? It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
    What happens if I cheat on the server? Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
    Are large scale farms allowed? No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
    What version does the server run on? The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

    Ready to check us out?

    Join with the IP below:

    IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

    Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

    Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Money Saving Minecraft SMP

    Money Saving Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

    🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

    🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

    🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

    👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

    Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 New Chunks Explored: 153496

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroCollegeFundLULZ

    BroCollegeFundLULZ
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScaredyCraft

    ScaredyCraft
    Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

    NoH8 Racism-Free Zone
    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

    Features
    Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
    Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

    Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
    Are there any rules in the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
    Can I create my own town? Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
    Are custom weapons available in the server? Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
    Is there a market system for trading? Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
    Can I brew custom drinks? Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
    How can I form or join a tribe? You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

    Region Never Ad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Farms Harvested: 411 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Farms Harvested: 665 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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