CraftyCoastGuard | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BabyBILGamer420

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	932	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	207	Dragon Eggs Found:	3181

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	204
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5708
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	64
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2