CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fembox SMP

BUILD, building, Chestshops, Community, Communitydriven, Cozy, Crossplatform, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Dynmap, Femboy, Friendly, Jobs, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, new, Plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Femboys snuggle hours are mandatory!

https://discord.gg/qTREscUP99

Welcome to Fembox SMP!

What we offer:

label_important Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commandslabel_important Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structurelabel_important McMMOlabel_important Custom Questslabel_important Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to winlabel_important Inclusive community: we welcome everybodylabel_important Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memeslabel_important Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after alllabel_important Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewaways

This server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

So join us today, we hope to see you soon. Just don’t forget to put on your thigh-highs OwO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PhoenixMC

Survival, Survival Games

BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	81	Love Letters Sent:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

Survival

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	75	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NYXO MC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	5184	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AndoMC

Survival

The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Buildings Constructed:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZeanoxMC

Factions, Skyblock

OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	191

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ganomus

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

kuveru Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

Online Players – in the last

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	2557	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4090
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6390
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6867	Star Shards Collected:	202
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6663
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	7535	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!