CraftyClocks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Votes:	5120	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	590
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7673
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchantments Applied:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	9491
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	7099

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5358	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	7506
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6194	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	1303
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.