CraftyCleanFILNoob

aita, big boy, church group, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyCleanFILNoob, disrespectful behavior., elder care, family conflict, family dynamics, family stress, father in-law, Fil, helpless, meal prep, meal train, rocky relationship, sils, Traditionalist, ungrateful, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	1276
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	192
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	643	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7181	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7369	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8530	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.