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CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8952
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Villages Defended:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	182	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Towns Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8966	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	302353
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8514
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13