CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

Score So Much Minecraft SMP

Ability, achievement, disbelief, doubt, doubtfulness, doubting success, fraud, high achiever, High scores, impressive performance, Minecraft, Performance, questionable behavior, Questioning, Score, skepticism, smp, success, suspicion, talent, talented fraud

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fraudster who somehow manages to score big despite his questionable ethics. Rumor has it he’s got a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, and it’s up to you to find it before he does!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They roam the land, demanding tribute in the form of hay bales and emeralds. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

DieCraft1000

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a touch of danger! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing death in a virtual world just like in the show 1000 Ways to Die.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have recreated all the most gruesome deaths from the show and incorporated them into our gameplay. From getting crushed by a falling piano to being struck by lightning while riding a pig, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained between near-death experiences. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous and hilarious deaths in Minecraft history!

RussianCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Edition, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, nato, political turmoil, Russian troops, RussianCraft, sanctions, security threat, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5608
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	778
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is a peaceful land with no russian troops in sight! build ur own empire and protect it from crazy mobs and lava pits. we have unicorns roaming the land and diamonds falling from the sky. join now for a chance to ride a dragon and battle against evil villagers. hurry before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant explosion!

Epic Life Adventures

Adventures, amazing lives, creativity, Diversity, Epic, Existence, Experience, fictional stories, History, human condition, human experience, Humanity, imagination, individual narratives, Individuality, inspiration, Life, life stories, past lives, Personality, perspective, Struggles, Unique

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2543

come join our minecraft server, where u can live out ur wildest dreams and make ur own amazing story! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant wishes, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. u can battle dragons, ride on giant turtles, and even have a dance party with creepers. with over 1000 different biomes to explore, the possibilities are endless. join now and be the hero of ur own epic tale!

Dagger MC

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	4782
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Be advised, the server is still in 1.21.3 because of plugin updates.

A simple, not-quite-vanilla server, here’s what we offer: -Crossplay -Factions for base protection and raids -Skills for immersion and progression -Recyclers -Backpacks -Player Graves -Leather Smelting -Veinminer Enchant -Voice Chat -Set Home -Plenty of other helpful tools

174.136.203.133:25573

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8232
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	432	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	139
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	6008	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

daemoniumpvp.win

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	387234
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8785	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4219	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.