CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	195	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crops Grown:	4345	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4996	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3234	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ores Mined:	6578	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8190
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mines Excavated:	4615	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4714

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Towns Built:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4132	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	275	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	5
Crops Grown:	6855	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	53030

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.