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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1251 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.