CraftyChinatown Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	237681	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyBILGamer420

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	2096	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	888396	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	221
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	255
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	95	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	143
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6