CraftyChina Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, China, communism, Corruption, Country, CraftyChina, criticism, culture, double standards, Fake, global perception, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Minecraft, online behavior, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	2354	Villages Defended:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crops Grown:	8176

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1396
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCompliments

Adult, Alluring, arousing, best, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, Erotic, explicit, flirty, given, hot, INTIMATE, Naughty, NSFW, passionate, Received, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Suggestive

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to receive compliments that will make your blocky character blush and your pickaxe tremble with excitement. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense roleplay sessions, our server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity and your innocence. So come on, join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3334	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package

570M, arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, China, cross-strait relations, defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, national security, package, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8295
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed successful artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. Known for their luxurious and opulent brand image, MMG has released numerous hit albums and singles, solidifying their place in the hip-hop industry. With a roster of talented artists and a strong presence in the music scene, MMG continues to be a powerhouse in the rap world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ENDOS SMP

Adventure, BUILD, children, Community, Creative, Educational, Engaging, Explore, Fun, Gaming, kid friendly, learn, Minecraft, Moderation, online safety, Platform, PvP, Safe, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, young players

Creative and Survival Kid-friendly Minecraft Server designed for young players of all ages. We strive to provide a safe, engaging, and educational platform for children to explore, build, and learn. Our carefully moderated environment allows kids to unleash their creativity in Minecraft while fostering online safety. Join us at EndossMP for an exciting Minecraft adventure that combines fun and learning!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	222
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mistysmountain

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Compatible, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, MISTYS, Mistysmountain, Mountain, multiplayer, Open, Plugins, Public, Server, Survival, Visit, Warps

Misty’s mountain is open to the public ! We have warps and simple plugins to match your needs . Come visit and see what we’re all about! Bedrock and Java compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Come join Felis & Fable for the purrfectly fun adventure! Noobs welcome! 🐱✨

Adventure, brewing potions, claim clocks, Claims, Discord, fable, FANTASY, felis, Fishing, Fun, Golden Shovel, Join, Keep Inventory, Kits, mailboxes, Medieval, Mining, Mods, Noobs, Player Shops, Player Vaults, Purrfectly, resource packs, Shops, smp, teleports, Vanilla, Warps

Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

Protected Homes	Stake your claims with a golden shovel. Earn claim clocks or purchase more to set teleports to up to 10 different homes.
Keep Inventory	Don’t lose your stuff!
Server-Wide Warps	Set up to 10 warps to your shops, homes, or notable locations to share with others.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get on our whitelist. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

Do I need to use resource packs and mods?

For the best experience and to see the server as intended, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods. However, they are not required to play on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Steam, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so wacky that you’ll find yourself questioning reality as you navigate through it. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s known to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties!

2. The Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is a wild ride where you never know who (or what) you’ll encounter. From dancing llamas to singing creepers, this railway line will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in the chaos).

3. Our Target Extraction missions are like no other. Ever wanted to battle a giant octopus with a laser beam attached to its head? Well, now’s your chance! Join the fight against the ID & E.G.O known as [Ryoshu] and prepare for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft career.

So, what are you waiting for? Download our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. See you in the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lost Euro Memories Minecraft SMP

adoption, consequences, Currency, economic impact, EURO, Europe, european union, Financial Stability, Globalization, History, Identity, integration, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, monetary policy, Nostalgia, Politics, regret, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, Unity

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the villagers and the pillagers as they fight for control of the server. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the adoption of the Euro by Europe – let’s just say it involves secret underground bunkers and a plot to turn all the diamonds into emeralds. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	166
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

bed frame, BedrockBuddies, BEDROOM, blankets, BOXES, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, comforter, dust bunnies, forgotten items, hidden treasures, mattress, Minecraft, Monsters, organization, pillows, SHEETS, Shoes, Sleep, smp, Storage, under the bed

Have you ever wondered what’s lurking under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll find out! We have a secret underground base filled with mythical creatures, treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Join us if you dare to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath your bed…and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InsomniaCraft

bedtime routine, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness

Join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is so exciting and addictive, you’ll never want to sleep again. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to sleep forever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Imperionis

alliances, Armies, borders, command, Conquer, conqueror, Defeat, Discord, Earth, Europe, historical, History, leader, military conflicts, napoleonic wars, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Towny, Victory, War

INTRODUCING IMPERIONIS

The year is 1803, and Europe is on the brink of monumental change. The Napoleonic Wars have erupted, plunging the European continent into a series of intense military conflicts that will reshape nations and redefine borders. With over 40+ Historically Accurate Nations to choose from, you have the ability to reshape history. Step into the roles of leaders from this pivotal era, navigating complex alliances, managing resources, and leading armies to victory or defeat. As the fate of Europe hangs in the balance, will you emerge as a conqueror or be swept away by the tides of war? The stage is set and history awaits your command.

NOTE: Not released yet, join Discord for more information!

Join discord: https://discord.gg/edBrmMpAqJ

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nasty SMP

1.21.1, age-friendly, application, Community, Discord, Events, Griefing, HACKING, ingame name, java, Lax, Minecraft, Nasty, Players, Plugins, rules, semi-active, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Nasty SMP is a new 1.21.1 Minecraft sever. It is a whitelisted java server looking for new semi-active members to join in order to grow the community.

The server is mostly vanilla with a couple quality of life plugins to make traveling easier. The server is mostly run by the players who it change by natural ingame events or polls run in the discord.

If your interested in joining the server first click the link bellow and join the discord, than fill out a short application and finally tell us your ingame name.

We accept all ages and are pretty lax on the the rules for the most part except when it comes to hacking (xray, crystal aura, etc), hardcore griefing (if both players agree to do something than its fine), along with some other things illustrated in the discord.

Thank you for reading this, and we look forward to hearing from you soon!

https://discord.gg/gUTy4K2DjW

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.