LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Villages Defended: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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