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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	75	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	105369	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Star Shards Collected:	203	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9253	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4853	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8888	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	403664	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	2938
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1143	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	92/400	Votes:	4974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1298	Alien Abductions:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crops Grown:	5625	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3