CraftyChicks Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	517399
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Animals Bred:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of building epic structures just to have them griefed by trolls? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, the women are like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Not only do they have the skills to out-mine any player, but they also have the power to tame even the wildest of Ender Dragons. Rumor has it that one of our female players once built an entire castle using only her bare hands and a stack of dirt. And don’t even get me started on their PvP skills – they’ll take you down faster than you can say “redstone.”

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the women are fierce, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross paths with one of our female players, that is.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3252	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Void Gems Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6731
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Farms Harvested:	152	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Votes:	1468
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Towns Built:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	New Chunks Explored:	75774
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	47	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2591
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!