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The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Farms Harvested:	243	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Potions Brewed:	120
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7454

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	4899
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4095
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Players:	96/800	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6662
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9127	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5