Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Ores Mined: | 1346 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs giving out diamonds. like, seriously, where else can u find that kinda craziness?
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers. it’s like a party in there 24/7, bro.
oh, and did i mention that the admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of golden apples? like, who wouldn’t want to be a freakin dragon in minecraft?
so, yeah, join this server and let your wildest dreams come true. or at least have a good laugh at the insanity that goes down here.