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Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4297	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	New Chunks Explored:	852862
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4329	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
New Chunks Explored:	489106	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ores Mined:	7993	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Items Found:	8325
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Animals Bred:	66
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5598
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mines Excavated:	2138
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3