CraftyCelebPillPop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1841	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the celebs who are /pol/pilled hang out!

Join us and build your own MAGA tower next to Kanye West’s Trump-themed castle. Watch as Taylor Swift and Tom Hanks duke it out in a heated debate about immigration policies while riding on their pet llamas.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Elon Musk flying around on a rocket ship made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most politically charged Minecraft server out there! Who knows, you might even become besties with Alex Jones and build a conspiracy theory-themed roller coaster together.

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5224
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Votes:	8375	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	6018	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	846573
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5607	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9224	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	802	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	56

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	141

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Towns Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1238
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	347	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Pixelmon Ranger

Adventure, classical music, Community, Crates, Custom initials, customize, Epic, Events, Incredible, Join, Nostalgia, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Ranger, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Rewards, Searches, Start, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7549
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

The Pokémon adventure you were looking for! In Pixelmon Ranger you have everything:

Pokehunt to challenge you with epic searches. Pokebuilder to customize your Pokémon as you want. Crates and rewards for completing the Pokédex. Constant events, Custom initials and an incredible community. Relive nostalgia with the classical music of Pixelmon.

Join and start your adventure today!

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