CraftyCaucasus | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3411	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2640

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1262	New Chunks Explored:	893057
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5811

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	2398

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7870
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Votes:	9440	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	1849	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Emeralds Found:	7229
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	4258	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Farms Harvested:	593
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Buildings Constructed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Enchantments Applied:	173
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	103/400	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1