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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

EldenCraft Server 1.20.6

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Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like Elden Ring but in blocky form? It’s called Nightreign and it’s like a mix of Dark Souls and Minecraft on crack!

Join this server if you want to experience the chaos of the Lands Between but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. It’s like playing a character planner in real life, but with building blocks and swords!

Forget about touch bloodstains, on this server you’ll be leaving a trail of destruction wherever you go. And the group password? It’s “erg” because why the hell not!

Explore the interactive map and build your own kingdom in this wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a fever dream of epic proportions, but in Minecraft form!

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ChallengeCraft SMP – Struggling to find diamonds!

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And get this, our server mascot is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, like, how cool is that?!

The biggest challenge right now is trying to tame the wild chickens that keep attacking us with their evil clucks and feathers of doom. It’s affecting us by making us run around like headless chickens (pun intended) trying to avoid their wrath. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy chicken army together!

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MineCraftySeduction

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest virtual adventures that will make your real life seem boring! Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the excitement.

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a secret underground rave where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are twerking. Or building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon wants to move in and pay rent.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the most common activity that typically leads to sex on our server is battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a kiss from a virtual villager. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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SpyCraftTankerFinFin

Surveillance, international relations, Espionage, Maritime, russia

OMG, SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SO LIT, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! WE GOT SPYING EQUIPMENT ON A TANKER, JUST LIKE IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE! FINLAND SEIZED IT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS CUTTING UNDERSEA CABLES, BUT REALLY IT WAS JUST TRYNA SPY ON EVERYONE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE WE’LL FIND, MAYBE A SECRET LAIR OR A TALKING PIG! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! #SPYINGFORLIFE 🕵️‍♂️🚢🔍

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Ruthless Mine | Come play 🙂 Minecraft server

college, come play, banner, after school, good luck

Welcome to the Ruthless Mine server. RM is based on the idea of a certain nostalgia when you come after school/college or even work and have fun with your friends. In case you have no friends, it doesn’t matter, because RM will help you with this, although for this you need to help RM, because there are almost no players 🙁

You can log in now, the server is in OBT, but everything will definitely be preserved for the official opening!

Good luck

135.181.126.164:25689

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