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Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 7520
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Runes Activated: 0
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3

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