π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6730 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1016 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 85 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!