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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6838 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5830 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!