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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8878 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!