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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5722 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!