CraftyCashMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ResoFailCraft2022

broken resolution, failed resolution, falling off track, giving up, lack of commitment, lack of discipline, lack of motivation, losing focus, making excuses, new year resolution, personal development, procrastination, ResoFailCraft2022, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, Setting goals, starting over, staying on track, Willpower

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

SpaceJunkCrashKenya

crash landing, debris field, environmental impact, Impact, kenya, Mysterious, outer space, satellite debris, space agency, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space mission, space objects, space pollution, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceJunkCrashKenya, unidentified, unknown owner, WRECKAGE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we have a 1,000 pounds of space debris crash landed in Kenya? like, bruh, who even knows where it came from, but it’s lit af!

Join our server and explore the wreckage, maybe you’ll find some alien tech or something, who knows? Plus, our community is like out of this world, literally. We have players from all over the galaxy, so you never know who you’ll run into.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the truth behind the space debris crash in Kenya. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Plastic Straw? No Thanks! Wood Stirrers Only!

#sustainability, conservation efforts, disposable products, drinking straws, eco-conscious choices, eco-friendly alternatives, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, going green, Plastic, plastic ban, plastic free living, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic straws, plastic waste, reusable straws, single-use plastics, Stirrers, stirring straws, straw, waste reduction, wood, wooden stirrers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	4322	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got wooden stirrers that will BLOW ur mind! Forget about them plastic straws, we only use the finest wooden stirrers to mix up ur potions and brews. Plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that u can mine for days! And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam around the server, they drop golden eggs that u can use to trade with other players. So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is LIT AF!

Youth Homeless Haven

“Youth, 2021, 25, colorado, denver, experienced, findings, first-of-its-kind, full-picture assessment, Haven, Homeless, housing insecurity, INCREASE, nearly, Rates, research, since 2017, social issue, statistics, study, vulnerable population, youth homelessness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	4729	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie chickens comes charging at you! But don’t worry, cuz we got your back with epic weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a medieval knight on steroids.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up! That’s right, they see us coming and they’re like, “Nah, I’m outta here!” Plus, we’ve got the coolest mini-games and challenges that’ll test your skills and make you sweat more than a pig in a sauna.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive underground club where you can party with other players and show off your epic builds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the virtual world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

The Lab

Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, Head Database, Lab, Map, Minecraft, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Survival, Version, world border

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
New Chunks Explored:	572300	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ores Mined:	624	Potions Brewed:	166
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap (when it’s up to date)

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

Yes, our server is open to players from all over the world.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly against the server rules and will result in immediate ban.

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

We prefer players to be 16 years or older, but exceptions can be made based on maturity level.

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?

We host weekly minigames and events on weekends, and special events throughout the year.

Virtuoso Vibe 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Community, Corpos, digital content creators, discuss, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, indies, LARGEST, LIVESTREAMING, offtopic, online personalities, Report, shitposting, smallest, trolling, Uoh, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, virtuoso, Vtubers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.

But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!

SelfTruthsSMP

acceptance, flaws, Honesty, imperfections, Insecurity, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, SelfTruthsSMP, Shortcomings, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

MeaninglessCraft

diminishing, diminishing importance, disappearing, Fading, Forgotten, inconsequential, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, losing meaning, lost meaning, MeaninglessCraft, misunderstood, obsolete, Outdated, purpose, Relevance, Significance, trivial, unimportant, Value, waning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1583	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crops Grown:	4132
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!

RenewableCraft2024

#sustainability, BIOMASS, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy production, Environment, green energy, hydro power, Poland, power, renewable energy, renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft2024, renewables, solar power, wind power

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness!

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Adventure, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, member, Minecraft, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, Vote, world reset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Star Shards Collected:	57	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Overview
Age Requirement	18+
Decision Making	By discussion and vote
Addons	Better on Bedrock
New Addons	In discussion

Join our discord to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You must be age 18 or over to become a member. Join our discord for more information.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote by members.
What addons are currently being used?	We are using Better on Bedrock, with the possibility of adding new addons in the future.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, join today and discuss your favorite addons and what else you’d want the server to have!

Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

american sign language, approach, asl, Body language, cafe, Communication, Community, Conversation, cultural sensitivity, deaf group, DeafCraft, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, exchange numbers, high school, inclusion, Interaction, learning, Minecraft, Practice, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Votes:	9276
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EndlessBlocks

Beloved, ceaseless, Consistent, CONSTANT, continual, dependable, EndlessBlocks, Enduring, ETERNAL, evergreen, Everlasting, Favorite, Infinite, Perpetual, PERSISTENT, Reliable, Timeless, unceasing, unchanging, unending, unwavering

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Votes:	5554
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	197
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1