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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4872 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!