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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7428 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 49 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!