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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	4022
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Emeralds Found:	745	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1739
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crops Grown:	5851	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Void Gems Collected:	24	Potions Brewed:	81
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	4033	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Farms Harvested:	810
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimension Hops:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	173
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	254
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mines Excavated:	1347	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1407