🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1347 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.