CraftyCargoSink | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Votes:	825	Animals Bred:	125
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	504	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	5674
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	900	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	164

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Emeralds Found:	7277
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	254
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Votes:	4878	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

StarvingSMP: NoTofuPlz

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, diet choices, dietary restrictions, emergency situations, exotic cuisine, extreme circumstances, extreme hunger, Food, food aversions, food phobias, gross foods, Hunger, limited options, never eat, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, STARVING, StarvingSMP, Survival, taboo foods, unusual delicacies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	9816
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5884
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, crazy right? So come join us and let’s conquer this world together, because why eat regular food when you can feast on enchanted golden apples all day long, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheMagicalPigFTW 😂🐷🍎💎🔥🌌🚀

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4