CraftyCapitalists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Star Shards Collected:	152	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	153
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9065
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	2710
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Mines Excavated:	3583
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Emeralds Found:	3499	Star Shards Collected:	160
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	3423
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

Players:	92/800	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3