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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Dragons Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	153	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	138
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5582	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	907276
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3389
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	231583
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	8769
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3579
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Players:	109/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7205
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Titanic Battles Fought:	12