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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 473 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.
we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
