CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	9911	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	8119	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ores Mined:	7770	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	2484	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	569555	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1078
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	866731
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Enchantments Applied:	102	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6664
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	7656	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	218
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4