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CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, CareBearGone, Closure, coping, emotional pain, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Animals Bred:	90
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2006
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	528
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	955
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Votes:	1435	Love Letters Sent:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	230	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5859
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Potions Brewed:	81	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	705960	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	306
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Players:	110/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4