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FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	3848	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	8298
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	235809	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Love Letters Sent:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ores Mined:	2323
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	4013	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Emeralds Found:	2082	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1802	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1059	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Players:	91/200	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	6890	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mines Excavated:	2077
Emeralds Found:	8937	Curse of Binding Applied:	1