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QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Animals Bred:	121	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1079	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1495
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Emeralds Found:	1905
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9414	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6487
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Emeralds Found:	5331
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mines Excavated:	4206
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1