hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Towns Built: 8
Alien Abductions: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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