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CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	241	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ores Mined:	2494	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

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Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	925565
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Star Shards Collected:	257
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Buildings Constructed:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	221
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6153
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	5836
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8160	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Magnetic Field Madness

Anisotropic scattering, effects, field, Geometry, LOFAR, madness, magnetic, magnetic field, observations, puzzling, solar radio burst

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ores Mined:	8097	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Blood Moons Survived:	2