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BabyRage Minecraft Server

BabyRage, Boundaries, Communication, dark place, Empathy, Family issues, friendship, Guilt, health scare, healthy boundaries, Manipulation, masters program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new job, parenthood, passive aggressive, Priorities, self-care, Server, Support, Tension, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Votes:	4442	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	8484
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

NeverAgainSMP

AVOID, bad experience, cautionary tale, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, FORGETTABLE, Lesson, lesson in travel, lesson learned, Memories, mistake, never again, never return, NeverAgainSMP, one-time only, Place, regret, Revisit, travel, Unpleasant, Waste of time

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

BorderPatrolCraft

border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border management, border patrol, border policy, border protection, border security, border sovereignty, BorderPatrolCraft, Canadian border, cross-border issues, customs and immigration, immigration, international relations, Mexican border, national security, North American borders, SOVEREIGNTY, us border, US responsibility

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3824	Dragon Eggs Found:	7242
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!

Ice Cloud Dynamics

air suspension, Climate change impacts, climate changes, climate patterns, cloud, cloud dynamics, cloud dynamics models, dynamics, Earth’s water cycle, Freezing, Ice, ice formation, ice formation models, molecular interactions, precipitation models, precipitation patterns, transformation of water, water cycle, water droplets, water into ice, weather changes, weather patterns

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the water droplets freeze in mid-air and create a crazy water cycle like you’ve never seen before! our server is so lit that even the molecular interactions driving ice formation are getting in on the action.

we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.

so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!

What is the IP for Jefe Minecraft Server?

gta 5 roleplay, gta 5 rp, gta 5 rp chicago, gta rp, JEFE, Minecraft, serious rp, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	91	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.

Mishail server minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, Mishail, multiplayer, ONLINE, personal account, Players, PvP, Server, Server List, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mines Excavated:	3329
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	985217	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

The description of the server server “Mishail” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mishatop.aternos.me

Enchanted Isles 1.21.2

#TimesUp, 1.21.2, boundary violation, consent violation, discrimination, Enchanted, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Inappropriate Behavior, Isles, METOO, personal experience, power dynamics, sexual harassment, social norms, support for survivors, toxic behavior, uncomfortable situation, victim blaming, WOMAN, women’s behavior, workplace harassment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, the players are so wild they’ll make you question your own reality.

I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.

H8rAlert Minecraft SMP

concealed animus, concealed enmity, covert hostility, covert repulsion, disguised antipathy, disguised aversion, H8rAlert, hidden displeasure, hidden resentment, Minecraft, private disdain, secret animosity, secret loathing, signs of hate, silent grudge, smp, subtle detestation, subtle dislike, suppressed enmity, suppressed malice, underlying bitterness, unspoken loathing, veiled contempt

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. It’s like, the most lit server ever, full of crazy adventures and shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a whole prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken. It was clucking hilarious!

And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.

But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!

BlockPartyBonanza

advice, arousal, BlockPartyBonanza, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, self-care, sexual health, taboo, Tips

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	225	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to discover the most NSFW tips that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous loot to wild parties with mobs gone wild, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a NSFW adventure like no other!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

EdosCraft

Anarchy, Minecraft Survival Enchantments Anarchy Custom awards Objects Mysticism Fun Friends PvP Adventure Building Exploration Crafting Minigames Community Mods Creative Roleplay Economy, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crops Grown:	9930	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Our project has custom awards, enchantments, objects, mysticisms and other similar buns that will help you have fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project includes: anarchy, survival, alone block.

edoscraft.ru

Empire Of The Forgotten

Armor Crates, Armors, Bedwars, Bosses, Bounties, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Empire Of The Forgotten, minecraft server, Mini Games, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, skyblock islands, Spawner Crates, Version 1.8-1.20.x, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Empire Of The Forgotten Custom Enchants, Armors, and Weapons Over 200 Custom Fish to gut, sell, and measure A variety of Quests and Bounties to complete Upgrade and personalize your Skyblock Islands Open Your Own Shops and sell anything you like Free Ranks through rank crates Spawner Crates, Armor Crates, and more! Dungeons filled with custom mobs and epic bosses BedWars and a lot more minigames! Version: 1.8-1.20.x IP: eotf.mine.fun IP: eotf.join-shockbyte.com Join our Discord community! https://discord.gg/P3TqXYmV7S

eotf.mine.fun:25626

SphereMC

6GB, Active, allthepmods, Community, Curseforge, Dedicated, Discord, Download, Inspired, Join, members, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Recommendation, Server, SphereMC

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Server Name	SphereMC
Server Version	1.21.1
Modpack	All the Mods 10
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

SphereMC is a quality dedicated Minecraft server running the All the Mods 10 modpack. The server has an active community and is currently on version 1.21.1 using NeoForge.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started as a private pack for friends and has grown to include a mix of popular and newer/lesser-known mods.
All the Mods 10 uses NeoForge and is constantly updated with new mods for stability and variety.
While it doesn’t contain all the mods, the pack aims to offer a wide range of gameplay experiences.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server version and modpack being used?

A: The server is running Minecraft version 1.21.1 with the All the Mods 10 modpack.

Q: What is the RAM recommendation for joining the server?

A: We recommend a minimum of 6GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay on the server.

Q: How can I join the server and community?

A: You can join SphereMC and be part of the community by joining our Discord server here.

Be Inspired! ✨

Cosmic Harmony 1.21.2

1.21.2, Asahina-san, Cosmic, couldnt, GLAD, Goodbye, Harmony, haruhi, Itsuki, Keep, Koizumi, Kyon, looking, mean, Mikuru, Say, Seat, Shout, sister, Sorry., Struggling, suzumiya, waving

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Kyon’s emotional rollercoaster! Experience the drama of waving goodbye to your friends in-game, just like Kyon did to Suzumiya and Itsuki. But don’t worry, you can still have fun with Asahina-san waving to you while you struggle to sit your sister down. It’s a chaotic mess just like Kyon’s feelings towards his friends. So come join us for a crazy time that will leave you questioning everything, just like Kyon!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	9706
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3